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That’s Right! We’re Just A Bunch of Schmucks Making Wine!

Ever Woken Up On Monday and Thought “Schmuck My Life!”

We’ve got the PERFECT pairing to help you get through those Monday Blues

How About Just Going A Little “Schmucking Crazy” From the Daily Grind?

Have we got the wine for you! This sweet delight takes AS MUCH of that daily grind edge off as you need. 

We Know What You’re Thinking. “Do I HAVE to Have A Reason?”

Heavens No! One of Our Most Popular Wines Was Made Just For You.

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